Slippery Floors, A Putrid Slut and A Beating in the Hall

That visit to the family Doctor with her supportive and hardworking mother, resulted in her first intimate examination by the near to retiring gentleman. The examination revealed that Dee’s breast size had expanded to the massive equivalent of 62 FF. Each was the size of slightly elongated basketballs. The right orb weighed 5.4 kilos (12 […]

The Taboo Machines

Carla could not wait to try out her new stainless steel goat milking machine. Her friends the Gaucho Girls had lots of experience with livestock and induced lactation. They used that type of machine themselves and wanted to share the useful technology with their new friend. Carla was pregnant and her body had begun to […]

Angelica Victorious

Angelica almost always thought of herself as Cinderella. Of course her aunt wasn’t really cruel and her cousins, although they were sometimes mean, were also nice to her now and then and often gave her hand- me-down clothes to wear. But she did all the dirty jobs and she never got to go to parties […]

Wee bit o fluff

So we’re rollin doon tae Leith in the Volvo, stereo cranked up with ‘Led Zep II’, a primal work, never bettered. An I’m tryin not tae let the anxiety attacks start doin me in agin. A fool’s errand this, nae job for a polis. An that goes double for me, ace crimefighter, detective par excellence, […]

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