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I don’t remember how long I stood there; craning my neck towards the heavens in a futile attempt to discern where the building stopped and the atmosphere began. This was it, I thought, the beginning of the rest of my life. Twenty-two years all led up to this point. And all I could do was […]
“Frank Sinatra had a massive johnson.” Sarah looked up from her copy of Marie-Claire at her husband nestled in his armchair reading the Daily Telegraph. She furrowed her brow quizzically. “It says so here. He was incredibly well-endowed in the trouser department. His crowning glory was a real whopper!” “Was it, Phil dear?” Sarah remarked, […]
“Shopping always makes me feel good. Prada, Gucci, Manolos, DG, so many expensive brands to choose from, what’s a poor college girl to do? Well one solution would be to work hard and save up as much as I could to buy one special pair of shoes or one bag. But why should I do […]
“What is wrong with me??? I’m pretty, my boobs are famous, I sing OK but I can’t seem to get any respect.” Jessica complained to her new manager, Ron Jeremy. This was their first phone conversation since she had fired her manager Daddy and hired Ron. “Well Jess, you’re not giving the people what they […]
Robby Shelton looked down the hall and saw a small group of people at the outside exit trying to sneak in. Well, he didn’t really know about the “sneaking” part since you had to have a key-card to get into the hotel from there but they definitely looked like they were up to something. He […]
Dick Jizzum looked around at the small, enclosed set. It was covered in fake jungle plants and a faux rock wall but luckily it also had a large, ornate bed big enough to fit a half a dozen people and a camera man. “This’ll be perfect,” he said with a wide grin, “And the price […]
This is a work of complete fiction. It just popped into my brain so I wrote it down and share it for free and make no money off of it. No one under legal age may read this, if you know what’s good for you. No one over legal age should read this for the […]
Pop star Miley Cyrus returned to her hotel completely exhausted. It was currently 3:00 am and she was waving off the hotel’s staffs attempts to help her as she exited her limo. Her video shoot had ran way longer than expected and now she just wanted to collapse in her bed and sleep. In fact […]
“Yes… yes… no… I’m not mad, Harvey – just disappointed. OK… I will… bye.” Sabrina hung up the phone with a bit more force than necessary. That was the third date Harvey had broken in the last two weeks. Sabrina couldn’t help but think that something had gone wrong with their relationship. Was he getting […]
This is a work of complete fiction. It just popped into my brain so I wrote it down and share it for free and make no money off of it. No one under legal age may read this, if you know what’s good for you. No one over legal age should read this for the […]