A Little Bit Off The Top

“Your problem is called ‘phimosis’”, said the doctor. He pronounced it FIE-ma-sis. I knew the word, but had always thought that it rhymed with other problems I had, such as psychosis and halitosis. Well, however it sounded, the symptom was clear: I couldn’t pee straight. This made me a little unpopular in public washrooms. “You […]