THINGS MY FUTURE HUSBAND WILL DO IF HE REALLY LOVES ME

* Get a boner when he sees me crying.

* Make me stay awake and suck his dick all night while he sleeps,
then make me go to work while he drinks beer all day.

* Tie me naked and spread open in the back of his pickup truck,
park in the alley behind the nude dance bar, and let men coming out
fuck me for five dollars.

* Make me hitchhike naked and tell people “I’m autistic and this
is the only way I can think of to get sex”.

* Handcuff me to the living room sofa, deny me food and water for
two days, eat pizza and beer in front of me with another woman, then
turn off the lights, leave me in the dark, and take her into the
bedroom.

* Whenever he brings his friends over to watch the football game,
make me sit on top of the set naked with my legs open so they can look
at my cunt if they get tired of the game and throw beer cans at me
when the other team scores.

* Inject hot water into my vulva so it becomes swollen and red,
take pictures of it while I’m in pain, and post them on the internet
with my cell phone number.

* Keep me tied and gagged in a box under his bed for a year, only
taking me out to use as a nameless masturbation doll for his own
selfish physical pleasure.

* Make a rule that I never look at any other part of his body but
his dick.

* Handcuff my hands behind my back, bend me over the edge of the
bathtub naked, and fuck me from behind. As incentive for me to make my
pussy muscle tight, hold my head underwater and not let me breathe
until he cums.

* Strip me and throw me out into the snow nude, lock the door,
masturbate while looking at me through the window huddled and
shivering, and not let me back in until he cums.

* Pierce rings through my breasts deep behind my nipples, handcuff
my hands behind my back, attach me to hooks in the wall so I dare not
fall asleep, and make me stand like that for a week.

* Push his arm into my ass up to his shoulder, but since it would
hurt too much and he cares about me, do it after he whips me into
unconsciousness.

* Tie me to the bed, put one bare wire of a lamp cord deep in my
ass and the other one just inside my asshole, then plug it in because
it makes my cunt tight when he fucks me.

* Keep me bound and gagged in a plexiglass box in the living room
as a coffee table. Put two holes in it for my tits to stick up
through, and use them to put cigarettes out on so as not to dirty the
ashtray.

* Before I get in bed every night, make me get on my knees and say
a prayer to his dick: praising it’s glory, thanking it for what it’s
about to do to me, and begging it to be merciful tonight.

* Buy a ground-level apartment in the city, stick my head through
a hole in the wall so I can be seen by everyone walking by on the
sidewalk , brace my mouth open, and put a sign over my head for that
says “public urinal”.

* Sell me to another man for keeps — someone who doesn’t like me.

* Tie me naked to the hood of his car with my legs spread open and
drive through a city at noon honking the horn.

* Leave me overnight with a sadist just released from prison and
give him $100 and the instructions: “torture her in ways that I could
never bring myself to do and return her the next day with a video of
it”.

* Make me walk back and forth in Las Vegas wearing panties and a
bra selling my pussy for $500, and when the men are done, refuse their
money “because you fucked me so good”.

* Handcuff me, rub lighter fluid on my vulva, light it on fire,
and fuck me in my ass while I scream with pleasure.

* Make me go to a biker convention wearing nothing but a T-shirt
that says “Bikers are fags!” on the back and has holes cut in the
front for my tits to stick out through.

* Tie me naked with my legs spread facing a TV camera broadcasting
full screen hi-definition and free on the internet. leave me there all
day while he goes to work, watches me from his desk, and posts the IP
address on alt.sex.bondage.

* March me under a bridge, handcuff me to a case of cheap wine,
pull down my pants, leave me with the angry old drunks, and drive away
laughing about it.

* Buy a decibel meter from Radio Shack and hold an all-day contest
for his friends to see who can make me scream the loudest.

* Make me take off all my clothes and curl up in the oven. Chain
it shut, cook me, and watch me beg for mercy through the little
window.

* Let his five nephews in their early teens fuck me as sex
education.

* Keep me on the edge of starvation and feed me nothing but other
men’s cum.

* Have me fill my cunt with strawberries and whipped cream and lie
on the dinner table on my back with my legs open, eat them from me
with a long wooden spoon, beat me with the spoon, then tell me to go
away.

* Tie me to a picnic table in the back yard when it’s snowing,
dump a bucket of cold water on me, wait five minutes, then dump a
bucket of scalding water on me too.

* Cut my vocal cords.

* Drug my food, and when I pass out on the sofa watching TV, strip
me, stuff me in the car trunk, drive me out in the country, and dump
me naked on the side of the road at 3 A.M. so when I wake up I’ll have
no idea where I am, how I got there, or how to get home.

* Order me to wear a miniskirt and no panties to a low-class
redneck bar, buy men drinks, suck them off in the men’s room for
free, gulp down their sperm, thank them profusely, then go back out to
the bar and do it again while he secretly watches.

* Cut off my toes and sell them on ebay for a dollar each as “fake
novelty toes” and not give me any of the money.

* Force me to choose between licking a dog’s ass, sucking off a
pig, or having sex with a kenyan.

* Entomb me naked in a solid block of lucite so I can’t move even
a finger, have a tube coming in for air and water and drill a small
drain hole at the bottom, and leave me in his living room so he and
his friends and his new girlfriend can watch me starve to death over a
period of months while I stare back at them. When I’m dead, seal up
the two holes in the lucite block and leave me there as “art”.

* Strangle me while he cums into my ass, fuck me after I’m dead,
cook my leg, arm, and ass muscles on his grill, mount my head on the
wall in his bedroom with the mouth open, throw the rest in a dumpster,
and find a new girlfriend who uses the head as an ashtray.

Ohhh GOD, that is SO romantic!!

I have to go masturbate now….