Your fire Madam

“Brrrr,” I shivered as I stacked the last of the wood beside the fireplace. “It’s colder than a witch’s tit out there.” Sam laughed. “If you don’t get me a fire started soon, I’ll show you a witch.” I stacked wood on the grate. “I’m working on it,” I said. “Work faster!” I don’t know […]

Nerds and sex

She caught me at a bad time. With one hand I was cutting and pasting a code fix and with the other, I held a tuna salad sandwich I’d just taken a big bite out of. It wasn’t the best of times to meet a good-looking woman. I heard a rapping, as someone “knocked” on […]

Peaches and the farmer

I was driving home from work when out of the blue a favorite old joke popped into my head. “Hmm, that might make a good story,” I thought. I’ll leave it up to you to decide whether it did or not. —– Marcus Jones had been a farmer all his life. His dad farmed the […]

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