Unsent erotic letter

My friend, My stomach was knotted even before I asked the maitre d’ where my date waited; I couldn’t remember last feeling that sour tug. The maitre d’ was a porcelain dandy with pink shaven head, sitting in weary disdain of the fools besetting his pulpit from all sides. His watery blue eyes indicted me […]

The Birthday Present Cunt

The pretty blond girl squeezed her way over to me. “Hey! Are you Jeff?” “Yeah!” “And you’re Monica’s boyfriend?” “Yeah!” “Happy Birthday!” “Thanks!” “I’m your present!” “What!?” “I said I’m your present!” “What do you mean by that!?” We were right in the middle of the frat party, next to the dance floor. The girl […]

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