The Birthday Present Cunt

The pretty blond girl squeezed her way over to me. “Hey! Are you Jeff?” “Yeah!” “And you’re Monica’s boyfriend?” “Yeah!” “Happy Birthday!” “Thanks!” “I’m your present!” “What!?” “I said I’m your present!” “What do you mean by that!?” We were right in the middle of the frat party, next to the dance floor. The girl […]

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